Community ranking of Inanimate Insanity Contestants as of S4E5.
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390 Comparisons
2 Participants
65 Items
Choose the item that best fits “hello”.
#1
Bot
#2
Taco
#3
Knife
#4
Suitcase
#5
The Floor
#6
Test Tube
#7
Microphone
#8
Lightbulb
#9
Bow
#10
Cabby
#11
Trophy
#12
Fan
#13
Cherries
#14
MeTag
#15
Clover
#16
Yin-Yang
#17
Balloon
#18
Paper
#19
Pepper
#20
Poppy
#21
Soap
#22
Blueberry
#23
Silver Spoon
#24
Box
#25
Pickle
#26
Starfruit
#27
Baseball
#28
Jack
#29
OJ
#30
Paintbrush
#31
Bomb
#32
Tissues
#33
Cammy
#34
Nickel
#35
Apple
#36
Salt
#37
Tea Kettle
#38
Cheesy
#39
Goo
#40
Magnet
#41
Teddy Bear
#42
Marshmallow
#43
Candle
#44
Black Hole
#45
Tapey
#46
Spikey
#47
Magic-8
#48
Lifering
#49
Bookcasey
#50
Poptart
#51
Bandana
#52
Dictionary
#53
Bell
#54
Bonesaw
#55
Dough
#56
Hay Bale
#57
Thermos
#58
Traffic Light
#59
Magnifying Glass
#60
Shell
#61
Frank
#62
Kumquat
#63
Tellie
#64
Barrel
#65
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Participants make head-to-head choices between items. Community results use a Bradley–Terry model fitted to those counted choices and update as more people take part.
Updated November 1, 2026
